Inquire me

notenoughtosurvive:

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

This is my new favorite thing

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posted 1 day ago via alltheway-home and tagged as video amazing

leseanthomas:

OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

posted 5 days ago via thatdiabeticguy and tagged as blue blaze amazing

drawbadsherlock:

Anon requested: wow my favourite artist (you) is taking requests!! may i have sherlock and mycroft arguing? if greg was also there it’d be amazing bye ily

Here you are! Sorry this took so long! My computer decided to be a douche and restart :/

posted 6 days ago via bennyslegs and tagged as amazing mystrade
moaninglisasmile:

well if that isn’t the greatest headline you’ve ever seen (story here)

moaninglisasmile:

well if that isn’t the greatest headline you’ve ever seen (story here)

posted 1 week ago via sammywingman and tagged as amazing
Anonymous asked:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

posted 1 week ago via myfanwymycariad and tagged as amazing

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posted 1 week ago via coolioswaggybaguette and tagged as amazing
  • Girl: "Am I pretty?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl: "Do you want to be with me forever?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl: "Would you be upset if I walked away?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • Girl : "Would you cry if I died?"
  • Boy: "No."
  • She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
  • The boy grabbed her arm, and said, "Also, I fucked your best friend."
posted 2 weeks ago via captainunicornbutts and tagged as amazing

missing-strings:

Can’t say my mom was too happy with my senior pictures…

posted 2 weeks ago via alltheway-home and tagged as amazing

avalooshe:

Crying

posted 3 weeks ago via wadesexual and tagged as video amazing